June 2009
TV pitchman Bill Mays dies, cause unknown - Jun.... →
Just when I got into the show…
txtsfrmlstnght:
(732): i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Jersey kid in LA.
Titties!!!
youactuallysaidthatonline:
guest: i purchased a new undergarment. And as it turns out, it is EXTREME PUSH UP, and basically launches what little breasts I have through the roof. And I like it. But then I’m all OH SHUCKS this is all a lie, because I’m actually flat and this makes me look like I’m LOADED! So I might return it. Also, I think I’ll start wrapping my chest super tight in cloth so I...
txtsfrmlstnght:
(732): we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail…i’m not drinking again until tuesday.
I’ve been looking for my area code on this site forever… and this is the best BS we could come up with?
Shame Jersey. Shame.
“This ace was the first boyfriend I had that my parents knew about. He was also a...”
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I bang the worst dudes
That dude’s saving like 30% right there!
alyssalaurenn:
treasureisland:
txtsfrmlstnght:
(732): used his ipod to set the mood…1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick (732): i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
lol, you really can’t.
hey now. don’t categorize us. my second would be that song that goes ‘we ain’t nothing but mammals, so let’s …’
AP: House impeaches federal judge from Texas →
The House on Friday impeached a federal judge imprisoned for lying about sexual assaults of two women in the first such vote since impeaching former President Bill Clinton a decade ago.
“The conduct at issue here is both shocking and shameful,” Michigan Democratic Rep. John Conyers, chairman of the House Judiciary Committee, said at the start of the debate.
AFP: McCartney, Yoko join campaign for Suu Kyi... →
“Aung San Suu Kyi is an inspiration to her country and the rest of the world,” McCartney’s message said.
“I truly admire her infallible resolve and her determination to stand up for what she believes in. It is vital that Aung San Suu Kyi is released so that she can govern the people who elected her and give Burma back the freedom we all take for granted.”
“Middle class folks, with the luxury of private space, are constantly trying to...”
– Jeremy Levine - Social Science Lite: Public Space and Civic Dilemmas: Lessons From The Wire
I have some thoughts about social class and public space in Philly (Rittenhouse Square comes to mind, as do my neighbors’ use of their stoops) but I am too tired to be articulate.
(via bthny)
Cabdriver sought after South Phila. hit-and-run |... →
bthny:
Police are looking for the driver of a black-and-white cab that they said struck a woman on a bicycle early yesterday morning in South Philadelphia and drove away without stopping.
The woman, who is in her 20s, was riding north on Broad Street about 2:40 a.m., police said. The cab, which police said may have been from Olde City Cabs, was also headed north and hit the woman near Federal...
txtsfrmlstnght:
(970): I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I’m terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
(303): Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
txtsfrmlstnght:
(858): i mean you’re really good at taking the morning after pill…so you could put that on your resume..
(720): yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Watchitsalwayssunny:
bthny:
jessicat:
hithisisdanielle:youreavirginwhocantdrive:
Can someone please explain to me why Danny Devito is drunk at 8am in Philadelphia and I am not there?
best thing to be on the morning news ever
Danny DeVito drunk this morning = instant reblog.
2189.) I have this weird thing for people with...
Well that is awesome! What’s you a/s/l?
Wait I just realized. I am just Indian. But don’t have the accent.. damn!
(via blogsecret)
कॅमरन रीड.
I bet I’m your only Hindi reading follwer Mr. Reed. :) (via cameronr)
2104.) I'm attracted to girls that smoke. Is that...
(via blogsecret)
Word. Me too.
