May 2009
Busted Key In Wrong Lock
Bummer.
1. He tried to invite an ex-girlfriend (who gave the “best blowjob” he’d ever had) over to “hang out” while I was half way around the world in Australia.
2. He repeatedly landed himself in hot water with the law for selling and smoking pot.
3. The only thing I have to remember my dad (a gold key necklace that my dad gave me to symbolize the key to my heart and give to the man I loved one day), he left in his dirty car console, broke in half and then lost. He didn’t apologize or give a shit that it meant a lot to me.
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“People always say that we can’t have gay marriage because marriage is a sacred institution that happens in the church. It’s sacred… no it’s not! Marriage ain’t sacred! Not in America! Not in the country that watches “Who Wants to Marry a Millionaire?” or “The Bachelor” or “The Bachelorette” or “Who Wants to Marry a Midget?” Get the fuck outta here! Gay people have as much of a right to be miserable as everybody else!”
—Chris Rock (via punchlines)
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1155.) all i ever do is party and waste my days on the beach. i honestly don't know what i want to do with the rest of my life.
Enjoy that shit while you can pimpin.
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Hostage
1. He was married, living with an ex girl-friend dating me and another girl all at the same time. I got pregnant and dumped.
2. He won custody because at the time he was more financially stable. Of course, because he wasn’t dumped while pregnant, so he could work!
3. He’s literally holding my son for ransom.. If I don’t pay him, I can’t see my son at all (I wish I could pay off that SOB and get custody back)
Damn.. that’s rough.
“Former President Roh Moo-hyun of South Korea, whose reputation as an upstanding political leader had been tarnished recently by a corruption scandal, committed suicide on Saturday by jumping off a cliff near his retirement home.”
—South Korean Ex-President Kills Himself- NYTimes.com
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“In 1980 the budget for California Department of Corrections was 400 million dollars. We had 22,500 inmates in 12 prisons. Today that budget is 10.6 billion dollars with 168,000 inmates and 33 prisons. After Three Strikes was enacted we built 6 more prisons which added another 34,000 beds. Right now the Department of Corrections is planning 16,000 more beds and will spend 7.7 billion dollars. Voters had no say so in the Bill AB900. The legislators passed it without ever reading it and Arnold signed it into law. Even with this budget crisis, corrections continues ahead spending billions blindly. Arnold’s big cuts to correction were 400 million dollars. Corrections’ spending has doubled under this Governor! AB900 spending should cease and large cuts should be made!”
—frankcourser (via thetimelime)
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“In an abrupt shift, Senate Democratic leaders said on Tuesday that they would not provide the $80 million that President Obama requested to close the detention center at Guantánamo Bay, Cuba.”
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Democrats in Senate Block Money to Close Guantánamo - NYTimes.com
iPuñeta!
502.) everyday i'm looking to your name on my cellphone's contact list. everyday i want to call you. and everyday i'm counting the days. today it's been 328 days that you're dead.
(via blogsecret)
Some of these make you fucking cry yo.Another side note,
Okay… let me know if you need a hand posting these up.
Secrets are flying in and they are taking a while to post. Please be patient with me. As I promised every secret will be posted, just maybe not the day you sent it. I’m sorry for the wait, but I have secrets going every fifteen minutes all day long and still have 435 in my queue. Also, please do not send in your secrets more than once. I get them all. I don’t miss them, they are just slowly climbing their way to the top of my queue box. They’ll get there.
I’m here if you need someone to talk to. Hope you all had a good day and many more to come.
334.) I'm pregnant.
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BEER, BY 7 YEAR OLDS
A handful of 7 year old children were asked ‘What do you think of beer? ‘.Some interesting responses, the last one being especially funny.
‘I think beer must be good. My dad says the more beer he drinks the prettiermy mom gets.’—Tim, 7 years old
‘Beer makes my dad sleepy and we get to watch what we want on televisionwhen he is asleep, so beer is nice. ‘—Mellanie, 7 years old
‘My Mom and Dad both like beer. My Mom gets funny when she drinks it andtakes her top off at parties, but Dad doesn’t think this is very funny.’—Grady, 7 years old
”My Mom and Dad talk funny when they drink beer and the more they drink themore they give kisses to each other, which is a good thing.’—Toby, 7 years old
‘My Dad gets funny on beer. He is funny. He also wets his pants sometimes,so he shouldn’t have too much.—Sarah, 7 years old
‘My Dad loves beer. The more he drinks, the better he dances. One time hedanced right into the pool.’—Lilly, 7 years old
‘I don’t like beer very much. Every time Dad drinks it, he burns thesausages on the barbecue and they taste disgusting.’—Ethan, 7 years old
‘I give Dad’s beer to the dog and he goes to sleep.’—Shirley, 7 years old
‘My Mom drinks beer and she says silly things and picks on my father. Whenever she drinks beer she yells at Dad and tells him to go bury his bonedown the street again, but that doesn’t make any sense.’—Jack, 7 years old
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