January 2009
“This whole messy ordeal has advanced my Botox start date by at least two years....”
– Classic.
Dating A Banker Anonymous
BARF.
(via soupsoup)
This is a sadly not a joke.
(via freckledawesome)
The New York Times’ article on this group is one of the reasons I cancelled my Times subscription — the spate of “pity the rich” articles, which asked readers to sympathize with a group of...
“Today, my man and I were having sex on edge of bed we were using chocolate...”
– F*** My Life - FML : Your funny sex stories
“Today, I got an email notification from Yahoo! Personals: “Hi, we’ve...”
– F*** My Life - FML : Your everyday life stories.
“Please pray for my 14 yr. old son Hunter who came to me on Christmas Eve to say...”
– TruthMinistry
Hilarious yet sad how fucked up in the head these parents are.
Barack Obama's letter to his daughters
homecoming:kevincoyne: urg: (via and Megan)
Dear Malia and Sasha,
I know that you’ve both had a lot of fun these last two years on the campaign trail, going to picnics and parades and state fairs, eating all sorts of junk food your mother and I probably shouldn’t have let you have. But I also know that it hasn’t always been easy for you and Mom, and that as excited as you both are about that...
“We are not the same, I am a Martian”
– Lil Wayne (via sedatedm) eeeh… that’s The Game. Wayne’s on the hook.
Bush Signs Bill Aiding Gay Partners →
homecoming:thatswhatimsaying:
President George W. Bush, no friend to gays, nevertheless signed the Worker, Retiree and Employer Act on December 23, which will allow the roll-over of pensions from a deceased gay person to his or her partner without tax consequences as with heterosexual married partners. The Human Rights Campaign hailed the move, though it is not known whether Bush was going soft...
